Funny 😂

1. Razor although very sharp but can't cut tree and cutlass very strong but can't cut hair. You are the best in your own life.

2. Akpos: what is the opposite of possible?

Tinke: Impossible.

Akpos: What is the opposite of "opposite?"

Tinke: "Imopposite"

3. A man was crying beside a river and his brother who is a mad man asked him; "What is the reason why you are crying?" The man replied; "I just added ten cubes of sugar in this river, but i tasted it and it's still not sweet". The mad brother burst into laughter and said; "A man person is better than you, did you shake the river?"

4. Three thieves were brought to the court and found guilty.

The first thief stole one sardine. And the judge gave him three years because there are three slices of fish in one sardine.

The second thief stole one tray of egg. The judge gave him thirty years in prison because one tray of egg is equal to thirty eggs.

Then the third thief fainted. Guess why. He stole a bag of beans.